July 2009
10 posts
“To justify the enormous prices charged these days, watchmakers all have idiotic...”
– Jeremy Clarkson on wrist watches (appeared in Sunday Times some years ago) (via danberte)
Two irish ducks crossing the road.
The one at the back goes “Quack, quack”.
The other one turns round and says,
“Fer facks sake, I’m going as quack as I can.”
A Harvard student and a frat guy from Alabama are in an academic competition(dont ask how). Each of them had to improvise a poem using the word “Timbuktu” at the end. The Harvard guy stood up and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination — Timbuktu.
He sat down and now it was the Alabama frat guy’s turn. HE...
